talesfromthelosersside:

spankul8r:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

reading books has been proven to raise your intelligence and drinking tea is believed by many researchers to help metabolism and brain functions, so acctually it does a tiny bit

(Source: kadabbs, via im-an-obsessive-fangirl)

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

(via im-an-obsessive-fangirl)

tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That’s 200%

I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

(via alwaysbelouder)

fartgallery:

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “how much?” and im like “3.75”. I am a milkshake vendor

(via alwaysbelouder)

lolzpicx:

(Source: gummychocolates, via alwaysbelouder)

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

(via alwaysbelouder)

foreveralone-lyguy:

thelogicalartist:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what did people do before the internet

There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact

that doesn’t sound very fun

(via alwaysbelouder)