|rochester:||accuses jane of bewitching his horse|
|rochester:||interrogates jane about her paintings|
|rochester:||leaves jane abruptly for months at a time|
|rochester:||stages an engagement with a hot rich aristocrat to hurt jane's feelings|
|rochester:||dresses up as a fortune teller to mess with jane's head|
|rochester:||neglects to tell jane about the murderous insane wife living in his attic|
|rochester:||wait jane why are you leaving|
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time
Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
#and then dumbledore finds out#and comes to visit him in his new orphanage#and is like well shit#this is familiar#please dont talk to snakes#OH FUCKING HELL HARRY POTTER#YOU HAD ONE JOB (via: zavocado)
YOU HAD ONE JOB
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.