child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

(via patcronz)


littlecatlady:

today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

(via alwaysbelouder)


crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

(via findanewanchor)


common0courtesy:

I get what i want

(via patcronz)


pizzaforpresident:

Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”

(via s000g0lden)


east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

15 year old me: I want kids when I grow up
My mum: oh I have those. I wouldn't recommend it


dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via madman-with-wifi-access)


jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(via madman-with-wifi-access)