i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

(via patcronz)


today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision


(via alwaysbelouder)


back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching

(via findanewanchor)


I get what i want

(via patcronz)


Self-control is saying “no, that’s enough episodes for tonight”

(via s000g0lden)

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

15 year old me: I want kids when I grow up
My mum: oh I have those. I wouldn't recommend it